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($BNSTND) Whitepaper

(Or as we like to call it…The Rolling Paper... an unnecessary document for a coin with no purpose.)

 What is $BNSTND?

BeenStoned started in 2015 in Boston as a real brand, selling stoner-approved merch to degenerates like you. While other projects are scrambling to come up with a fake "use case" after launching their token, we built a real business first, then let it naturally evolve into whatever the hell this is.

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Most tokens dump on their own holders to fund marketing.


We’re not doing that.

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  • 100% of BeenStoned merch sales will be reinvested into $BNSTND for the first 3 months.

  • After that, 75% of all merch revenue continues fueling the token for the rest of the year.

  • No pre-sale. No dev allocation. No sketchy VC handouts.

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We’re not dumping the chart. We’re building the brand.
We’re not forcing sell pressure. We’re funding this through real revenue.
We’re not going anywhere. BeenStoned has been around since 2015, and we’re just getting started.

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If that doesn’t make sense to you, this was never meant for you.

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 The Vision

 

 

Alright, maybe that’s a lie.

 

The vision is simple:

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  • Meme harder than anyone else.

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  • Build a community so strong that people assume we planned this.

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  • Push this thing so far that even serious investors start coping.

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We’re not here to "revolutionize industries."


We’re here to troll, vibe, and build something so ridiculous it becomes impossible to ignore.

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The bigger the brand gets, the stronger $BNSTND becomes.

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WE DON'T HAVE ONE

 Tokenomics

(Or Whatever This Section is Supposed to Be)

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  • Token Symbol: $BNSTND

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  • Total Supply: 1,000,000,000

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  • Liquidity: Locked tighter than your last joint when you rolled it too tight

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  • Burn Mechanism: None – this token isn’t disappearing, just like that one dude who crashed on your couch for a “couple days” four months ago

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  • Dev Wallet: Locked for 10 years – meaning no funny business, no sudden “technical difficulties,” and no one dumping the chart to buy a yacht

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 Utility (Or Lack Thereof)

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Current Use Cases:

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✅ Merch-Backed Funding – For the first 3 months, every dollar in merch sales goes directly into marketing, liquidity, and growth. After that, 75% of all sales continue fueling the ecosystem.


✅ Shitposting Rights – Holding $BNSTND automatically boosts your meme game.


✅ Flex on Normies – Imagine explaining to your friends that you made money on a token with zero utility while they lost money in stocks.


✅ Pure, Uncut Degenerate Energy – No staking. No governance. No utility. Just power.

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Future Use Cases (Maybe, Maybe Not):

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  • Merch Discounts – Because you should be rewarded for your terrible financial decisions.

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  • Access to IRL Events – Could be smoke seshes, trolling seminars, or just a gathering where nobody remembers why they showed up

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The Risk Disclosure

(As If This Needs to Be Said)

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  • This is not financial advice. If you think it is, please log off immediately.

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  • The team is not responsible for your life choices. If you sell at a loss, blame your horoscope, not us.

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  • We will never DM you first, but we might roast you publicly.

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How to Join the Movement ​

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  • Buy $BNSTND – Preferably while high.

  • Follow us on X (Twitter) & Join the Telegram– Where the real degeneracy happens.

  • Shitpost, meme, and spread the word – The more confused people get, the stronger we become.

 

 

 $BNSTND – The Most Useless Yet Most Important Meme Coin in History.

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Buy the Coin. Wear the Merch. Join the Cult.

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